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Education

Seeing as we, Progressives Against Progress, are against the development of anything that does not promote the equality of mankind, we support legislation to significantly decrease funding towards education, and, in addition, regulate the amount of money families can spend on private or public education. It is obvious that we as humans are closest to each other in terms of intelligence at the earliest of ages. It is also well known, after thousands upon thousands of years, that education merely promotes those smarter than others to a higher class and leaves the dumb behind. We must learn from history, as education has merely gotten humanity farther away from our true natural state of being at birth: uneducated. Somewhere in the Declaration of Independence, there says something about equality. We as PAP love that document as much as we love the constitution. We follow it to the letter. For example, did you know that you're allowed to kill someone in the court of law within 24 hours under something called habeas CORPus? Well, anyways, to be truly equal, we must not learn anything. Our eventual goal is the complete aoblishment of education altogether as well as any sort of learning or self-improvement involved with life. We hope to at some point reach the point where we will all be equal in terms of intelligence, and we feel that the only way to reach this goal is to abolish all forms of learning altogether. History has taught us one thing: education is just the rich monopolizing society to seperate classes even more. From what I've read on the Communist Party USA's website, that's all that's come out of it. Legislation is needed now so that working families don't have to decide between a Mercedes an a BMW. Education must stop now. The goal of equality is within our grasp. Eventually, everyone will be equally dumb, and no one will be able to communicate with each other. Furthermore, we support legislation that will put cameras into homes of everybody in the world to make sure that people don't learn on their own or teach their children secretly, much like those antagonists did in Ray Bradbury's Fahrenheit 451. If there's anything that can be learned from that book, it's that we should burn more books and get rid of everything related to curiousity and knowledge.

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by cuttooth33 on 01/14/06