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The Crashys are Bureaucrash's very own awards series. I'm the Crashys Czar so I will post the winners in those three categories weekly and HQ will post a Crasher and Cell of the Month.  At the end of the year, we'll narrow the fields down to the final nominees in each category. Then crashers can vote for the annual winners.

If you'd like to explicitely nominate anyone for the weekly honors, please do so as a reply to that week's winner announcement. Or, just keep posting all of the news and opinions that make this site great. I'll be scouring Bureaucrash all week for deserving winners. Here is the schedule:

Monday: Bureaucrat of the Week
Tuesday: Bureaucracy of the Week
Wednesday: Statist of the Week
Thursday: Honorary Crasher of the Week

Plus we'll be announcing the Crasher & Cell of the month at the end of the month!

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by ScathingDissent on 01/03/06


Voter Abstinence -- None of the Above
Voter Abstinence -- None of the AboveThe lesser of two evils is still...EVIL.  read more »


My Homeschooler is Learning More Than Your HONOR
    STUDENT
My Homeschooler is Learning More Than Your HONOR STUDENTBumper sticker, deriding socialized education's highest output...


The Secret Smoker
The Secret SmokerNever worry about smoke detectors again!  read more »


Neo-Con War DVD Cover
Neo-Con War DVD CoverCon-Air DVD cover satire, cum neocon war on Iraq


Gullibility Poster
Gullibility Poster


Seattle mayor declaring streets off-limits to cars
    for one day.
Seattle mayor violates drivers' rights, says to "Just chill".  read more »
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by saoirse on 08/02/08


Detroit Cops Protect Us From Unlicenced Dancing
Detroit police raided the Contemporary Art Institute of Detroit on May 30th during a reoccurring event they call "Funk Night." According to the website, The CAID, one of the few decent things in Detroit, is "a community based non-profit organization. CAID fosters and promotes the essential link between contemporary arts and contemporary society through its exhibitions, performances, critical and public discourse and the funding of contemporary arts and art related activities." They often host an event where people come and dance to old funk music.

Since Detroit police don't have much crime to tend to, they decided they would crack down on people dancing. That's right, people are being robbed, raped, and murdered; and Detroit police are arresting people for dancing without a permit.

"The cops yelled at the patrons to hit the floor. Witnesses said some officers used their feet to force down a couple of people who failed to move fast enough or asked too many questions."

Whose side are they on, anyway?
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by JL on 06/23/08

John Stossel: Legalize All Drugs
In his recent column, John Stossel summarily debunks a few of the myths associated with drugs and the drug war. It's a bold statement, but one must keep in mind that it is not an endorsement of drugs. Rather, it is an endorsement of a policy change that is founded in the belief that we are the sole owners of our bodies, and maintain the ultimate responsibility for what we do to, and with, ourselves.

If drug use leads a person to violate the rights of another, then action should be taken in a manner no different than if the violator had not used drugs. And if drug use leads to a decline in a person's health, they should be free to do so, just as a person is allowed to damage their health with poor nutrition, an unhealthy lifestyle, or dangerous hobbies. That is a fundamental right.
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by JL on 06/20/08

Smoking is Still Healthier than Fascism
Under the auspice of public safety, Michigan is inching forward with its ban on smoking.  read more »
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by doinkicarus on 05/09/08

Immigration Laws Kill
If you advocate immigration laws, you have to accept collateral damage towards a "greater good."

You believe that the price to be paid by the immigrants of the world is justified by some perceived benefit accruing to someone else — someone else who probably hasn't had to pay any price whatsoever. You must believe that some immigrants simply aren't worth as much as some barely noticeable increase in your standard of living. You justify these deaths, for the greater good, by convincing yourself that they are less-than-human; criminals in-fact. Satisfied that these people are criminals who do not deserve to be treated like human beings with inalienable rights, there is virtually no limit to the injustices you will permit to be carried out agaisnt them, in your name.

Mr. Bah’s relatives never saw the internal records labeled “proprietary information — not for distribution” by the Corrections Corporation of America, which runs the New Jersey detention center for the federal government. The documents detail how he was treated by guards and government employees: shackled and pinned to the floor of the medical unit as he moaned and vomited, then left in a disciplinary cell for more than 13 hours, despite repeated notations that he was unresponsive and intermittently foaming at the mouth.
Your laws and your bureaucracies kill innocent people. Do you feel safer, yet? Do you want to hold the gun?
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by doinkicarus on 05/05/08

TSA Agents Provide Unwelcomed Reminder of Statism
    to Holocaust Survivor
Yesterday Elena Reichman, a 74 year-old grandmother and Holocaust survivor from FL, was arrested after not complying with TSA agents.  read more »
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by Pete on 04/18/08

Bureaucrash at Warped Tour 2008

Hey Crashers,

BureauCrash is getting table space at Warped Tour again this year and we need you help. If you are willing to volunteer to work the table in a city near you we will give you a free ticket and throw some swag your way. We can have up to 4 Crashers per city, and it's first come first serve. If interested send an e-mail to XaqFixx@bureaucrash.com and include your name, phone number, e-mail address, mailing address, Date and City of the show (or shows) where you can help. Click here to view the cities and dates.  read more »

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by XaqFixx on 03/17/08

OBEDIENCE TO THE LAW IS FREEDOM
OBEDIENCE TO THE LAW IS FREEDOMIt's at an art museum in NYC; using found objects... it's used fencing from a "Free Speech Zone" at some political event



Sic Semper Discipulae
Sic Semper DiscipulaeSic Semper Discipulae - Student oppression sucks!  read more »


Celebrate Repeal Day!
On December 5, 1933, the people of Utah stuck it to the teetotalers and ratified the 21st Amendment, bringing America's regrettable years of alcohol Prohibition to an end. To celebrate this glorious day, we invite you to relive the speakeasy and lift a glass to freedom.

Of course, far too many things are still forbidden. From a variety of drugs to delicious unpasteurized milk, if it's enjoyable and risky there's a good chance it's against the law. And while we can't bring narcotics to the bar and milk doesn't add much to the party, we're making a point of gathering in Virginia, free from the District's smoking ban. Light up and smell the liberty! Or don't. It's up to you, Bub.

Come join us in the speakeasy room at Ragtime to celebrate the end of Prohibition and protest government's countless intrusions into our personal business. We'll have great drink specials till 8 and the party lasts as long as you want it to. Bring friends, and speak easy.

Start Time: Wednesday, December 5, 2007 at 6:30pm
Location: The Ragtime Speakeasy Room
Street: 1345 N Court House Rd
City/Town: Arlington, VA
RSVP on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=5782847071

Not in DC? Start your own Repeal Day event!
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by Jason on 12/04/07

I am thankful to have a brain, and that I am not
    one of sheep.
Did the Dinosaurs drive Escalades? Or are we being duped...  read more »
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by Yuri Tarditt on 11/23/07

Trans Fats are Healthier than Fascism
Not satisfied with localized bans (i.e., New York city) on trans fats, Nanny-Staters in the Massachusetts legislature have just upped the ante.  read more »
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by doinkicarus on 11/02/07

Critical Illnesses & Socialized Healthcare
In July 2007 issue of Best's Review, if you have a subscription, you'll find an article called "Critical Care," which discusses the current and potential future market for critical illness insurance, either as a supplemental rider to an existing health insurance policy or as a stand-alone. One comment that struck me as odd appears on page 88:
The United States is caught in a catch-up game when it comes to critical illness sales.

Great Britain, Australia, Ireland, Japan and Canada have had much success in the market, "Those socialized medicine countries have been successfully selling it as a 'don't die on a waiting list' type of insurance."

My question is this: Are we really "lagging behind" if there's simply no market for a "don't die on a waiting list" policy in America? Do we want to foster that sort of environment?

To be sure, there are a number of reasons why CII hasn't caught on here, including the regulatory environment, but don't you think that at least part of the reason is because there simply isn't a very great danger of dying on the waiting list, in a country where there's practically never (unless you need a kidney or something) a waiting list?

So, socialized insurance requires supplemental insurance so that you don't die because you have the socialized insurance. Sicko, indeed.

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by doinkicarus on 10/30/07

Representative Murtha: Rent-seeking is Business as
    Usual
Apparently oblivious to what is not seen, Representative John "I expect to be in the f**king leadership!" Murtha (D-PA) declares that the product of the rent-seeking that occurs in his district is both beneficial and necessary:
Mr. Murtha underscored this point at a breakfast fund-raiser held for him this summer. "This is about jobs," he told hundreds of military contractors and lobbyists at the Johnstown Convention Center.
But, it's about jobs, says Murtha. Jobs that he creates by depriving others of their opportunities.  read more »
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by doinkicarus on 10/30/07


FDA RALLY
If a drug is a approved today, how many people had to die waiting for the FDA to act? This may be the question Abigail Burroughs's father asked when his twenty-one year old daughter died of cancer. She had been denied access to two drugs in testing with the Food and Drug Administration. They were later approved.

Every year pharmaceutical companies produce lifesaving drugs. They test these drugs. Then the FDA gets involved. They provide rigorous, additional testing. Nothing wrong with that, right? Wrong. The FDA prevents patients, even those who are terminally ill, from accessing these drugs until they have been fully tested, which can take years. On September 18th join Bureaucrashers at the FDA rally (5600 Fishers Lane, Rockville, MD)in fighting against death by regulation.
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by erin on 09/11/07

Canadian Pleasure Boater Held Captive By U.S.
    customs!
Has anyone caught wind of the situation of the Canadian who has been held for three weeks in the U.S. without criminal charges? Held without charge... tsk tsk tsk. I'll search for more and make a more measured and appropriate post, later. P-sout, Clayton
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by Claytanic on 08/27/07

Clarke on Pat Tillman's Possible Execution!
Here is a great follow up article to go with this video. Why wasn't this trumpeted by every media outlet? Paris Hilton goes to jail gets major headlines, but the Possible Execution of a true Patriot is barely mentioned.  read more »
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by Mindmesh on 07/28/07

US Soldier Speaks on Iraq



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by Mindmesh on 07/28/07

Warped Tour FAQ!
Are you Crashing one of the Warped Tour Dates, or have you already crashed one? Check out the answers for some of the most common questions here.  read more »
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by XaqFixx on 07/19/07

IF YOU LOVE YOUR CHILD(REN) YOU WILL WATCH
    THIS!!!!
I don't expect most of you to watch the whole thing, unless you care about your child(ren) that is. If you live near Philadelphia you KNOW this his happening!!!! Please Watch this for your Child(ren)'s sake!  read more »
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by Mindmesh on 07/17/07