cRATS take big steaming shit on kind-heartedness

Posted on November 30th, 2006 by raucous in Bureaucrash HQ

Feeling in the holiday mood?  Want to help those less fortunate by providing food and nourishment from your own kitchen?

BUUUUUZZZZZZ

Fairfax, VA cRATS have forced shut the doors to churches and other entities that want to provide the homeless an illegal HOME COOKED MEAL.

"Under state and county code, food served to the public must be prepared in a kitchen that has been certified by the county Health Department. Among other things, certification requires a commercial-grade refrigerator, a three-compartment sink to wash, rinse and sanitize dishes and a separate hand-washing sink."

 Maybe it’s me, but churches and shelters offering these services are often in the poorest areas of cities and can’t afford those things. Which is funny, because that’s also where the fucking homeless live.

Good job guys. Remember, if we don’t gun down little old ladies in no-knock warrants and close down soup-kitchens the terrorists have already won. 

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