The Earth Liberation Organization is a group of Free-Market minded Environmentalists whose slogan is “Trample pollution, not Freedom”. It is our belief that viable solutions to environmental problems can be reached by discounting the environmental myths exploited by statist elements in our society, and by exposing scientific truths that lead to better management our of natural resources. Our methods are non-violent, intelligent, and seek to shed light on the value of a non-politicized system of conservation. We seek to provide an alternative to groups like the ELF (Earth Liberation Front) and other Enviro-fascists and Climate Criminals. We work to counter the protesters who gather against freedom with senseless views and irrational perspectives. We seek a cleaner, more intelligent, decentralized management of our natural resources - one that recognizes and respects the diverse beliefs & values that individuals within our society hold. How and when did the ELO form?

The ELO was formed in 2003 to counter both the bureaucrats piss-poor management of our resources and to stop the Eco-Terrorists known as the Earth Liberation Front. It is sponsored by Bureaucrash.com. A group whose goals is to reduce the size and power of the government while enhancing the world in which we live. It is only logical that an environmental branch has been formed.

Your mission statement says that you are ‘young people who are concerned about the environment’. Come on! You guys should come clean about who is funding this operation.

While we have been accused of working for a variety of organizations (the Bush campaign, Exxon, Phillip Morris, the Trilateral Commission, etc.), the truth is far less entertaining. We are a campaign by the Bureaucrash Activist network managed by volunteers who care deeply that the free-market is the best way to keep the environment healthy.

Al Gore is referenced a lot on this site isn’t he a has been?

Thankfully, yes. But he is an important example of politicians using the environment to push for more central control of our lives.

In Earth in the Balance, Al Gore argues:

"modern civilization is colliding violently with our planet’s ecological system…We must make the rescue of the environment the central organizing principle for civilization."

Tell us that’s not scary–a politician (with a long range outlook of a whole four years) proposes saving us from ourselves! We are opposed to Gore’s environmental policies because we believe his crusade will threaten our freedom and help to destroy the environment he purports to protect. Most importantly, his policies will be regressive, affecting the poor and underprivileged the most. Gore’s policies will protect the people of the world from the dangers of progress: indoor plumbing, air conditioning, mobility, jobs, education. Won’t someone please think of the children?

How can we offer such low, low prices?

Through our revolutionary ‘Federal Income Tax’ system we can minimize the costs of individual value choices by spreading it out among the many.

Have a complaint about how much it costs to fill up your SUV’s gas tank? No problem! Our patented ‘Anti-Trust’ regulatory system can break the back of the evil oil cartel. Do you feel a certain kinship with the common garden slug? Our ‘Command and Control’ regulatory system can put the squeeze on the foolishly unregulated home gardening industry, forcing them overseas and far, far away from your beloved slug.

The ‘Al Gore Eco Store’ endeavors to meet the needs of growing numbers of environmentalists who ‘want something done about those awful, awful corporations’ but don’t want to have to spend any money or take any personal responsibility to do it! So go ahead! Ease your environmental guilt courtesy of your United States Government and the American Taxpayer.

Note: If you live outside of the U.S. but still would like to enforce your environmental values on U.S. citizens, please enquire about our special treaty packages.